If you would like to share a trouser nugget of wisdom with the world, then you better be good enough and get with the fucking program.
The Fucking Rules
Because it’s gotta be done right. No fucking around.
Give Fucking Credit
The image you use must be creative commons or free to use. Make sure you add a credit to the owner in the image by adding it to the image like you see on the other images.
Use the Right Fucking Font
The font to use for your slogan is Adobe Source San Pro. Adobe has open sourced it, so we can fucking use it. You can download it from SourceForge. Use the bold version for most fucking things because it shows up nicely. Use white text wherever possible to keep it fucking consistent. Plus it looks better.
Add the Fucking ” The Profane Networker” Tag
We want people to find us. So drop the fucking Profane Networker tag onto the image so everyone can join in the fucking fun. Here are the graphics that you can use.
Obviously, use the dark one on lighter image, and the fucking lighter one on dark image. So people can see the fucking thing.
Send it in
Profane Networkers has a board of arts graduates who carefully consider the full experience of your artistic endeavours. They will analyse the nuance that you have brought to the fore, and consider the graphicologicalvalues tha rae inherent in the spirit of your work.
No we fucking don’t. There are couple of very cross people who are tired of being fucked around by idiots. They are going to take one look at your “piece de resistance” and if they laugh out fucking loud, then it’s in.
Hooray for you. Whatever.
Email your work of fucking art to [email protected] . Naturally, it will take a fucking while to be bothered to check, but I guess one night over a vodka we will check for someone else’s oeuvre.
Yay. Oh, and fucking thanks.